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Apocalypse Close: Chapter 11: Moonbat on the Couch
The story so far: Following the untimely death of his friend, green millionaire Tom Huntingdon, in the blades of his own wind turbine, George Moonbat has returned to work on the Guardian Environment desk, still shaken by his momentary loss … Continue reading
Apocalypse Close: Chapter 6
(the story so far:) George Moonbat, investigative journalist, discovers to his horror that Miranda, the bewitching Green Activst who has pressed her copy of “Watermelons” on him, is in fact an Inspector in the Norfolk Constabulary. George lay back in … Continue reading
Apocalypse Close: Chapter 5: Miranda’s Mesmembryanthemums and Professor Phil’s Thermometer
(the story so far) George Moonbat, investigative journalist, is attending a weekend seminar aimed at saving the planet at the Hampstead homestead of green millionaire Tom Huntingdon. While waiting for the debate to begin, he falls into conversation with two … Continue reading
Apocalypse Close: Chapter Three
George, washed and dressed and limping slightly, descended the thickly carpeted staircase in search of breakfast, trying in vain to recall the events of the previous evening. He remembered a moment, after the third or fourth whisky, when he had … Continue reading
